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Italian Grandmother 4 Years, 11 Months ago

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson Anthony who is coming to visit with his wife Maria.
You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartment 301 .
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in Coma inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow, hit my doorbell.
Grandma, that sounds easy but... why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
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What . . . . . . . .. You coma empty handed ??

tom (flydad)