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#19772

for all Mac users 4 Years, 8 Months ago

"Ode to the Spell Checker!"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Anne

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Posts: 1522

Better to risk breaking your neck than to never look up at the sky.

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#19774

Re: for all Mac users 4 Years, 8 Months ago
LOL goad I don't know where you dig them up from but glad your still getting paid to do it :evilhorns:

tom (flydad)

I may be old and grey ........

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Posts: 1475

Wanting Wonderful Winds

Thou saw'est: The strong arm of a Wallace raised to stem the tide of alien tyranny.

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#19783

Re: for all Mac users 4 Years, 8 Months ago
And it actually is perfect spelling ) .

james

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PKD Buster II 3m,
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Flexifoil Blade IV 6.6m,
Standard Flexi Buggy & Flexi Buggy with wide wheels & axle,
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