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more un-PC jokes 4 Years, 5 Months ago

Old mate of my dad's emailed these around, they're a bit .......... errrr :rolleyes: but funny-ish

A guy goes into an adult store in New York City, and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too - I didn't know we had a choice."

:grin:

Anne