TractionKiting.co.uk

  • Increase font size
  • Default font size
  • Decrease font size

Welcome to TractionKiting.co.uk.

Why not sign up and join the chat on our forum or submit a review for your favourite kite, place to stay or place to eat while out kiting.
The events section is now available for groups and clubs to promote their meets, send your event details to us today and we will update the list.

Looking for a kiting spot near you? Have a look at the location map to find a recommended area for kiting.

Home Forum
Welcome, Guest
Please Login or Register.    Lost Password?

a collection of un PC jokes
(1 viewing) (1) Guest
Go to bottomPage: 1
TOPIC: a collection of un PC jokes
#21964
a collection of un PC jokes 4 Years, 5 Months ago  
sorry in advance if i've offended anyone in particular
(my aim is to offend everyone, and hence not be discriminatory)


how do you make 5lbs of fat look good?

stick a nipple on it




what is the fastest game ever played ?

pass the parcel...
in a belfast pub






what do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?

nothing... she's been told twice already




what do you call the useless lump of fat at the end of a p*nis?

a man




why did little redneck johnny (who cant count to 10) get a grade A+ in maths on his first day of school?

he wandered in (late), and saw some poor guy nailed to a plus sign
Afro

The administrator has disabled public write access.
 
#21966
Re: a collection of un PC jokes 4 Years, 5 Months ago  


what do you call the useless lump of fat at the end of a p*nis?

a man




guess I should be thankful they took the other end off!

Hi guys and gals, I'm back out for a few days reprieve :wink:
tom (flydad)
I may be old and grey ........
Forum member
Posts: 1475
graphgraph
User Offline Click here to see the profile of this user
Gender: Male Location: South Lanarkshire Birthday: 08/14
Wanting Wonderful Winds

Thou saw'est: The strong arm of a Wallace raised to stem the tide of alien tyranny. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_surprised.gif" alt="" title="Surprised" />
The administrator has disabled public write access.
 
#21969
Re: a collection of un PC jokes 4 Years, 5 Months ago  


guess I should be thankful they took the other end off!




Groan... :rolleyes:
Kev
Forum member
Posts: 730
graphgraph
User Offline Click here to see the profile of this user
Gender: Male SPKA kev@kiteatb.co.uk Location: Lanarkshire Birthday: 10/19
The administrator has disabled public write access.
 
Go to topPage: 1

Latest News

Friday, 27. January 2012
Monday, 19. December 2011
Tuesday, 06. December 2011
Monday, 05. December 2011
Thursday, 27. October 2011

TK Reviews

TractionKiting.co.uk Reviews
TK Adverts
Banner
Would you like your advert here? Contact us today.