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#30790
Funny Card 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
Hi

Was looking at the funny cards in Ninewells hospital Dundee today, while waiting for my diabetic appointment...

One of them had a picture of the great Les Dawson (dressed up as his 'wifey' character...)

The greeting read:

'Doctor, can you give me something for persistent wind?'
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Can you guess the punchline!?
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So he gave me a kite!

Boom Boom!

Brian
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#30792
Re: Funny Card 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
lol, at last a kite card!

O.
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#30793
Re: Funny Card 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
Stunning!
tom (flydad)
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Wanting Wonderful Winds

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#30801
Re: Funny Card 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
Next time I'm up at Ninewells I'll pick up one and scan it!

Brian
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Gender: Male Location: Carlisle, Cumbria Birthday: 12/01
In the quiver:

Flexi 4.9m Blade III
Flexi 3.5m Bullet
Flexi Stacker 6's (x2)
HQ 5.0m Beamer III
Kinell 7.5m Fusion
Ozone 1.5m Imp Quattros (x2)
Ozone 4.5m Little Devil
Ozone 2m Samurai I
Peter Lynn 4m Pepper II
PKD 2m Buster I

Flexi Buggy
Various Static/2 Line Kite
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